Literature
I am the Greatest
I am the Greatest at nothing at all,
I am not Best at any sport known to man,
I played tennis once and I got banned
I am nowhere near Perfect at drawing or painting
The Louvre wouldn't even accept my latest work in the making
I am not Unrivaled at a game of chess,
Play with me and my pawns will be put to rest
I am not the Finest at cooking a feast,
My culinary skills wouldn't feed a deadbeat
I am not Ub3r in all the video games I've played,
I played Halo once and I got totally raped
I am not Transcendent throughout the annals of time,
You couldn't compare me to Newton or Einstein
I may not be the Greatest anything at all,
But wh